Camping Frustrations

So the wife and I head off to beautifull Banff to spend some quiet time in the mountains for the weekend. We get there Friday afternoon.. Nice and peacfull.. setup camp.. Doe deer walks into our camp.. So quiet so peacefull.. and then BOOM!! Stupid damn kids move into the 2 sites beside us.. NO MORE QUIET.. NO MORE PEACEFULL... Drinking and noise and yelling and swearing.. Oh the inhumanity... why do some voices carry so well.. why do people not respect people beside them why oh why. Friday night I drink enough that I finally fall asleep but Bonny is up till 2:30 or so. Saturday I think maybe they will be tired and quiet.. WRONG... more drinking, more swearing more yelling. Bonny startsyelling at them to be quiet. I just swear under my breath. They finally got the hint and went to bed.. So I am lieing in my tent thinking finally some sleep. WRONG!! the nieghbours on the other side are having a chat about her grandmother dieing and all that crap BOO HOO.. go to sleep.. So after al that everything quiets down and then BOOM the camp aways away find the volume button on the Stero and they start yelling and screaming.. I am so glad they do not allow guns in camp .. or they may have been a shooting.. Finally around 4:30 or so they shut up. Needless to say I was very happy to get home Sunday and sleep... On a lighter note

The couple beside us are geting into bed... I think they were just dating becuase of the discussions they were having. I think they are crawling into bed and the they are going to DO IT!!.. and I think GREAT I will have to hear go baby go baby oh yea oh yea.. for the next 10 mins or so.. BUT... all I hear is this huge FART... !! LOL and the ladysays GOOD GREIF Brian that stinks you pig.. I burst out laughing and I am sure they heard me.. What a mood killer that was for him cause it got really quiet after that.. So note to self.. Farting is not good for foreplay.

Oh the things I learn late in life camping!!!