Like we don't drive pickups... wait I do
We don't wear cowboy boats... wait I do
We don't own rifles... Wait I do
We don't wear Daisy dukes and halters... wait I ... well ok just around the house I do!
We don't LOVE NASCAR.. WAIT I DO!!!!
So I may be a redneck... but at least I dislike all people equally.. But.. I do love Nascar especially Jeff Gordon the #24 Dupont car. I love watching cars go fast turn left. I love watching crashes that don't involve stupid drivers on the deerfoot. I love the hype.. I love the Noise..I love the speed.. Now sadly I have never been to live race.. No time No money :( But My %$#%$# brother got a free all expense paid trip from our company to goto Indy and see the brickyard 400. Never even knew what a Nascar was.. Or who Jeff Gordon was ( LOSER!!) And I was suposed to go but he pulled rank on me.. Oh WEll.. ( just kidding by the way he is my boss and I LOVE MY JOB) LOL
Bu in his defence he did bring me back a bunch of stuff from the race like..
This beautifull 24th scale Jeff Gordon Car from the 2004 season
And a Hat
And a Program.
I am so happy.. I spent 3 hours tonight sitting on the floor going vroom vroom and driving my car.. You got it.. it circles going left.. LOL
6 comments:
I am scared that you know what Jeff Gordon's car looked like each season. I guess some people can tell what year a designer dress is from, or an episode of a TV show, so I guess it's fair. I'm just glad that we get to see you in a new JG hat, the old one is... old.
Enjoy your new swag, just don't mark up the hard wood.
Didn't you offer to wash Crystal's car in your daisy dukes awhile back?
He didn't offer to wash MY car...he wanted me and mom to wash his. Only mom would wear the dukes because that would just be creepy!
It is a nice hat. I'm hoping mom doesn't let you keep the car on top of the TV for too long. It is more of an office toy...but I suppose there is no hardwood in the office to drive it on, is there?
Hey, where are my Vanna poses with your car?
Mom, please tell me you didn't.
Actually, I want to see them.
LOL well she stood there in her daisy dukes and halter knotted under her bust!! Kinda hot really!! you wanna see
EWWWWW
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